February 2011
166 posts
whenskiesaregrey:
When parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
Bitch just say my name.
January 2011
259 posts
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
The person who really loves you sees what a mess...
ammysays:
*his/her life.
Snaps
The guy who just came to my dorm to fix my door was so hot! Melissa u missed his face! That’s what u get for taking a nap!
ammysays asked: Thanks for the follow. :D
Anonymous asked: whats your favorite color, how tall are you, whats your favorite cartoon?
"Friends don't let friends drunk text!" -Pretty...
I hate when someone stays behind me when I'm using...
tunafish95:
I’m like
can I help you?
When I look at the bitches I used to call friends:
Then I look at my real ones and we’re all like:
My Valentine's Day:
Me:
My friends:
I wish I went to Hogwarts so much.
-fuckthisimgoingtohogwarts:
It’d be like
Get up
Meet your friends
Learn some magic
Play some chess
Party
